Justification

I get a ridiculous amount of spam on a daily basis, and I’ve no idea why. It’s as if I once committed fraud as someone well-known for having a tiny penis, and now I’m paying the consequences.
I do like to think that during the last 20 years of global internet spam, at least one man has been dumped by his girlfriend for having too small a penis, then spent a month and two days feeling suicidal over his emotional loss and physical inadequacy, then checked his Hotmail one day and read an e-mail with the subject title “Make New Wild Times with Your New Big Phallus”, which led him to a genuine way of increasing the size of his penis, which then somehow actually enabled him to have New Wild Times with someone he subsequently met at a party, who eventually became the everlasting love of his life and the saviour of his will to live.
Knowing this would make me feel so much better about the situation. As things currently stand, I remain slightly miffed.







