in the apparent absence of anything to write, amid my increasing worry at the amount of work i have to do, i felt i should remind you all how fantastically funny and cute pandas are. especially when they hold onto tree branches and hug each other.
they always look so happy and sad at the same time! heehee! ^_^
[alex] you gonna go show him your todger
[me] i’d get him to sign it
[me] with some cryptic, freudian snake eater related double entendre
[alex] what would you actually say to the bloke
[me] something witty and hilarious, naturally
[me] like “snake? what happened?”
[me] “SNAAAAAAAAAKE!”
[me] and he’d say “ha ha… very funny.”
[me] then make some comment about how he hates the chinese
[me] and i’d cry.
[me] then he’d sweep my legs away in slow motion and slice me in half with a titanium sword
[alex] hehe
[me] so yeah
[me] i don’t think i’ll bother making the trip